I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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