At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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