i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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