You really coming over, don't trick.
Jerry, you need to find god
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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