Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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