it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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