Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm bleeding and have questions
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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