So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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