Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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