And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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