did you get engaged???
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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