You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I still have a little drunk in my system
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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