He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you had me at cake vodka
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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