i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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