You made me cry and you don't even care
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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