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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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