we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
