i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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