I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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