she looked like the before picture.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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