Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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