Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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