I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud