Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao