So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.