Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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