Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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