yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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