Already got asked if we're dating
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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