so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
