if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
tell me about the eggs
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