Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and she was petting her beer can
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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