just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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