Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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