youre lurking in front of me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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