So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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