Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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