Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
