it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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