if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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