and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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