I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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