You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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