i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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