either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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