what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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