ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
