should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
In other news, I just burned my penis
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
