stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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