they need to just BURY HIM!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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