Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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