I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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