Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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