their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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